Friday, October 12, 2012

jokes for the weekend :)


An old couple liked to play hide and seek. In the morning, the old lady hid the bottle with whiskey, and if the old man could find it, then at the evening the old woman had to hide...

Do you want to do good for the society? To make many young women run after you? Or to make dozens of people wait for your appearance even in the sever weather? Join our team! The public transport looks for drivers...

"Hello, land team? It's flight 365, we want to land immediately..."
"But why? You flew off 5 minutes ago..."
"Our stew forgot to switch off her iron at home..."

As strange as it may sound, the best gift/b-day present for a teenager would be a participation in a movie, where he/she could play the part of the bad character... Then and only then, he/she could say aloud all the bad and foul curses without any bad consequences... ;) my future The Origin Of Gods.
Hope these jokes could be a good beginning of the weekend :)! Take care, everyone!



 

Thursday, October 11, 2012

The best way to write a book.




Once a friend/colleague of mine asked me which was more difficult to do: writing of books or a hard physical work like digging of channels for example. It was a joke question, of course but to his great surprise, my answer was the opposite of what he expected. Actually, I didn’t claim to write a good story should always be harder than any tiring physical work. Yet, I explained that oftentimes it requires much more effort, tension (physical and mental) and work than any other activity. Well, I guess not all the authors would agree with me, for a lot of them to write a good story one needs just a good imagination. Quite the contrary, I would reply, I mentioned about that in some other posts/notes of mine but it’s too important not to mention it again. Writing requires not only good writing skills, sufficient ability to imagine incredible creatures, events, etc, but also a lot of knowledge and experience for many of the written stories to become more real, interesting and breath-taking. I also explained the best ways to write good manuscripts are usually the hardest, as they include a lot of searching for information too, a writer shouldn’t claim his/her writing is good enough if it’s not preceded by a lot of experience or strivings to learn and live through all the tricks, details, even horrors and happy moments in a story. As the most important in writing is the good final result, not finding the most beautiful and comfortable place to write, or using the best device to write down a writer’s thoughts, namely a PC, laptop, or tablet. Usually, good final plots, stories require also some other efforts, not less important than gathering of information, like experiencing the characters’ all feelings, deeds, emotions to describe the heroes or villains’ inner world in the proper way, not just the gripping adventures and events. There’s a basic rule in writing I try to follow after I wrote my first Tale Of The Rock Pieces, to write a really good manuscript a writer must become a part of the story, as the story must become a part of a writer too. Then, a book would become a part of reality and could fulfill its most important purpose, to inspire readers, help them overcome different situations or improve their health, mentality, etc, more than entertain and relieve from our daily cares and mishaps…       
I know there probably are as many opinions for this topic as there are writers, but I hope every writer would agree with me at least to some extent?  



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew
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Saturday, September 29, 2012

some weekend jokes...;)

In the middle of a class the teacher told the young John to stand up.
“But I didn’t do anything wrong!” the boy was surprised.
“I know,” said the teacher. “I just can’t stand to see the face of Steve behind you…”


 "Why you came so late last night?" the father asks his teenage daughter.
"I was attending lectures at the university..."
"Until 2 o'clock in the night???"
"Well, the professor was stuttering..."

  A farmer caught some thieves in his fields to steal turnips: "Now I caught you stealing, let's see what the police will do..."
"No way! we don't steal anything, we just help you by pulling the turnips to grow faster..."


Evolution could be really interesting sometimes... So, in the future werewolves wouldn't change their appearances but only their serious frame of minds, attitude, wise thoughts... And they wouldn't be able to infect anyone by a bloody bite, but by a good licking, a kiss, or making you laugh at their jokes... my future Incredible Future.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew