After a car crash, a driver comes to consciousness in a hospital: "Where am I?"
"In 501", replies the nurse. "Room or cell?" ;)
A wife says to her husband: "You know, now I'm glad our daughter has a piercing in the nose, it's much easier to wake her up in the morning for school...:)
After being a soldier for a week, a village youngster wrote to his parents: "You have no idea how wonderful it is here, I can stay in bed up to 5,30 a.m.!!!"
The good thing to worship many gods is that way one will have much more holidays than the rest... my future The Origin Of Gods.
Have a great weekend/Easter time!
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