Friday, January 27, 2012
Some funny jokes/anecdotes I found and I guess could make anyone's Friday/weekend ;):
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0% Q. In which battle did Napoleon die? A. His last battle. Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? A. At the Bottom of the Page. Q. River Ganges flows in which state? A. Liquid. Q. What's the main reason for Divorce? A. Marriage. Q. What's the main reason for Failure? A. Examinations... Did the student Answer Anything Wrong?
In a sex shop: I want a sex-doll... White or black? White. Fat or slim? Slim. Tall or short? Tall. Christian or Muslim? What's the difference...? Well, the Muslim explodes at the end...;)
2 hookers are waiting in the street for customers, and 2 cats are making love on the roof above them. Suddenly, as the cats didn't pay attention to anything else, they fell down. And a gypsy boy who played on the other side of the street shouted out: Hey, ladies, your advertisment is gone... ;)
If you don't turn the light on during a date, you could save not only electricity but cosmetics too...
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A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...