"Doctor, I feel awful in the morning when I got drunk in the evening before that... Can you give me some advice, tips?"
"Let's see, then... Have you tried not to get drunk in the evening?"
"Oh, yes... I got drunk in the morning instead, but then my head hurt in the evening...
"Hello, Red Riding Hood, " said the big bad wolf. "What are you carrying in your bag?"
And Santa Claus thought to himself: 'Why I had to shave myself???'
A young orphan wrote a letter to Santa Claus: "Dear Santa, I'm a kid without parents and no money and would really like to have a scarf, a coat and a pair of boots for Christmas..." Then addressed the letter with the only address of Santa he knew: To Santa Claus, Lapland. The agents in the post office were really kind and reading the letter, decided to gather some money of theirs and buy this kid the presents. But it turned out their money were enough only to buy him a pair of boots and a coat. When the kid received the presents, he was really happy and wrote back to Santa right away: "Dear Santa! Thank you very much for the presents, but you have to know that the idiots in the post office stole my scarf..."
...and to deal with that, we need a feast which combines many of our traditions, customs and believes... Can we find a better solution than Christmas?... from my future Space Hide&Seek.