Saturday, April 7, 2012
happy Easter to all who celebrate this weekend! + some jokes ;)
After a car crash, a driver comes to consciousness in a hospital: "Where am I?"
"In 501", replies the nurse. "Room or cell?" ;)
A wife says to her husband: "You know, now I'm glad our daughter has a piercing in the nose, it's much easier to wake her up in the morning for school...:)
After being a soldier for a week, a village youngster wrote to his parents: "You have no idea how wonderful it is here, I can stay in bed up to 5,30 a.m.!!!"
The good thing to worship many gods is that way one will have much more holidays than the rest... my future The Origin Of Gods.
Have a great weekend/Easter time!
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A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...