Happy 1st March + some advice for flu healing + some jokes :)

Hapy 1st March, everyone! It's a very special date for every Bulgarian! On that day we give one another small souvenirs, Marchers, made of white and red threads, we Bulgarians pin them on our clothes for good luck and health or tie them on our wrists, then wear them until we see the 1st stork or the first blossom on a tree that gives fruit, then we hang them on that tree or put them under a stone, so that the good luck and health won't leave us troughout the year ;). This custom is so old, more old than 1300 years, can you believe that! It's older than the foundation of Bulgaria itself!
As I was sick with flu for a week, I couldn't refrain from re-posting some good advices for healing some of my facebook friends told me:
 
Mariya Doncheva Drink herbal tea with Maple Syrup (or brown sugar) and lemon a couple of slices !!! Eat hot chicken soup...with black pepper or red chilly at night and raw garlic or red onion for lunch!!!
Beverly Cialone Don't know if you drink alcohol, but there's a lot to be said for a "hot toddy"...a drink of liquor with honey and lemon added in...try it! In the meantime, hope you get to feeling better!
Mariya Doncheva And listen to favorite music ... while relaxing !!!
Beverly Cialone And follow the regular advice as well...plenty of rest, liquids (hot liquids help break up congestion--coffee, hot tea, etc), make sure to keep your electrolytes balanced to avoid dehydration if you've been having stomach issues...don't force yourself to eat if you're not hungry, although bland foods like plain toast, saltine crackers, applesauce, bananas, etc,. help if you're stomach is upset. So does ginger.

Hope the next jokes will make the weekend better for anyone :):
Two women are talking: "I don't want a man that's interested with my beauty, wealth, or state in society... I want one who's interested with my soul..."
"Then, you are looking for the devil, my dear...?"

A guide in an African country: "In this country, every tenth person is a cannibal..."
"What about the rest nine persons?" 
"Well, they are very close to break the world record at running at long distances..."

"Did you start to open your your window while you sleep, as I suggested?" asks a doctor his patient.
"Oh, yes." 
"Then, your asthma disappeared?"
"No, but my wallet, jewelry, credit cards did..."

And the quote from a future book of mine: There are things more important than life and death, beauty and ugliness, money and success, etc... One of them is called moral. my future Lake Mystery.

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