weekend jokes :)

"Doctor, will I be able to play a violin after the operation?"
"Sure, I don't see why not."
"Excellent! I couldn't until now..."

A son-in-law goes out of his mother-in-law's room, carrying a kitten.
"How could you pee in mother's bed?" shouts the man. Then, he says silently in the kitten's ear: "Bravo! Let me shake your paw..."

If we use all the opportunities life, Gods, fate, etc offer us, then even the laws of nature wouldn't be an obstacle...;). my future Kids' Funny Business.
Hope everyone are enjoying the weekend?

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