Saturday, March 17, 2012

weekend jokes ;0

A client in a restaurant: "What is this strange smell?"
"It's fresh air, Sir, we just opened the windows and ventilate..."

Once upon a time there was a cook who was too clumsy, he dropped on the floor everything he chopped: salami, cheese, tomatoes, etc. One day he smeared a thin slice of bread with butter and dropped it with the smeared side on the floor... So, that's how the PIZZA was invented...;)

“One of the greatest delusions of the mankind is that people are superior to animals.” Curved-bills’ saying, my next The Opposite Of Magic.

Have a nice weekend, everyone!,,,,,,,,

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