Sunday, March 11, 2012

weekend jokes...;)


Usually, the jokes/anecdotes I post are not mine, I found them in news-papers, magazines or Internet, so I'm not sure about the author... If you know him/her/them, let me know:

"Waiter! I want the same drink as the one of this gentleman over there..."
"No problem! I'll lie to him that someone wants to speak with him on the phone and you go to his table and do your stuff..." ;)

An angry mother says to her son: "How could you give your grandma a ball for football for her birthday?"
"Why then she gives me books for mine?" replied the kid...

And a thought/quote from some of my books:
“Money are among the last things that make people rich.” my Mountaineers’ saying.

http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ijJl-6Be88, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vkixN9Nr2Q
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/ivanstoikov.allanbard, http://www.allanbard.wordpress.com

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