middle of the week's jokes :)...

I hope some blonde women won't be too mad at some of my posted jokes... They are just jokes, it doesn't mean they should be 100 % true... I know blondes who are much more intelligent than some brunettes...

A blonde woman asked her friend: "Why all the men I date are not clean shaven?" 
"Well, have you tried not to be late for your dates?"

A mother was frustrated with her daughter and asked her: "Do you know what happens to the young girls who don't eat their breakfast?"
"Sure I do!" said the girl right away. "They become models..." 

During a math class the teacher announced to the students: "If these of you who sit in front stop fighting, the school-boys and girls in the middle will be able to read their comic-books, so that those at the back seats could sleep peacefully..."

Reading between the lines is useful, it doesn't tire the eyes... Sasha Gitry.

One of the biggest problems men could come across is that helping some people could lead to a lot of trouble for others... my future Incredible Future.
Happy 165th birthday to Bram Stoker, BTW! Thank you for the gripping, scary, inspirational stories! Let the wonderful noise of the sea always sounds in your ears! (as my water dragons' hunters would say). 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew

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http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4159102-ivan-stoikov-allan-bard, www.shelfari.com/allanbard,