Monday, January 28, 2013

some good jokes for the beginning of the week ;)...

I know some people don't like political jokes, but this one is really good and I couldn't refrain from posting...


via Charles William Rogers:
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. 
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The congressman was very happy and left the shop. 
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. 
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. ;)
 "It seems you don't wear bra today, Miss?" said a schoolboy to his teacher.
"How you found out? I still wear my coat?" answered the teacher.
"Well, it's easy, there are no wrinkles on your face..." 
From a conversation of two blonde women: "The princes of today are so awful that it seems it's better to marry the white horse instead..." 
And the usual excerpt from a book of mine: One of the interesting qualities of human mind is that when we have to remember some important scientific facts, the probability to remember a funny joke instead rises in a a geometrical progression... my future Kids' Funny Business. 
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