A wife complains to her friends: "I married my husband as he was well-built and silent. Later on, I realized he just couldn't talk and hide his belly at the same time..."
A soon to be bald guy enters into a drug-store and asks: "Give me something to preserve my hair!"
"Oh, no problem, here's a nice small box for keeping the fallen hairs safe..."
A young couple is having sex. The wife: "Oh, honey, talk to me dirty things..."
"Sure, sweetheart! The kitchen, the dinning room, the bathroom..."
One of the good ways to walk on the peace path and reach its final goal is to share your feasts with other nations and experience theirs as well... my future The Origin Of Gods/A Writer's Adventures.