"But I've heard there were a lot of applause?"
"That was only when the eggs hit them..."
When they asked some teachers to name three reasons why they like their job, they all answered: "June, July and August..."
"Now what's your excuse?" asked a teacher a schoolboy who was late for school again.
"I saw a lady who lost 100 $..."
"Oh, and you helped her to find them?"
"Not exactly... I stepped and stood on them until she left..."
What is trash for some people, maybe gold for others... from my future Incredible Future :). Have a nice rest of the week, everyone!