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via Mari Eta: It's not shameful for a man to cry... It's shameful when his make-up is washed out...
Via Sanjay Shukla: INDIA
An American decided to write a book about famous churches
around the World.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs
when he Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
'$10,000 per call'.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was
strolling by what The telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and
that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he
saw the Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.
He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in
China and
He asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that
for $10,000
He Could talk to God.
' O.K., thank you,' said the American.
He then traveled to Pakistan, Srilanka, Russia, Germany and
France ...
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the
same '$10,000 Per call' sign under it.
The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up
to India to See if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he
entered, there
Was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under
it read
'One
Rupee per call.'
The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the
sign.
'Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this
same golden Telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven, But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?' The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call'.This is the only heaven on the Earth.
KEEP SMILING
If you are proud to be an Indian pass this on!!!
Via Mari Eta: Never wrap a GMO fish in a newspaper... The GMO bastard fills in the crossword puzzle...
And my usual quote/thought from some of my writings:
(Oftentimes) the best way toward
courage is knowledge… from my Lake
Mystery
http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html,
http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew, http://pinterest.com/allanbard/
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