An Airline introduced a special package for Business Men. Buy Your Ticket & Get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters/e-mails to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply..."which trip?"
A customer in a hotel: "This is the best room in the hotel, indeed. But the price is too high... Can we do something to lower it?"
"But this is the room with the best view from the window..." explained the owner.
"Well, what if I promise not to look through it?"
A drunkard woke up in the morning, dressed in a new, silk pyjamas, there was a cup of coffee by his head and note: "Dear, your breakfast is waiting in the kitchen." The man was more than surprised, he asked his son what had happened last night.
"Well, you came home late, drunk like a zombie, vomited everywhere, but when we with mom began to undress you to put you to sleep, you pushed her hands and cried: "Stop that! I'm married!!!"
A hooker applied for a job in a new brothel. "In your papers is written that you were fired because of depravity?" asked her the surprised owner. "Oh, that's because with some clients I did it for love and didn't take money..."
All the men who wear beards and moustaches must be very proud...;), that's the appearance of the Mountaineers, the only people who could become and train wizards in antiquity...;). That's not a joke, actually, but just a thought from some of my books :).
http://www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/TaleOfTheRockPieces.html, http://allanbard.hit.bg, http://allanbard.hpage.com, http://www.facebook.com/pages/Author-Allan-Bard-Ivan-Stoikov-Fan-Page-Strategic-Book-Group/121092637984053, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yw3a5n00FI, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qUA8Avl7ew,