Sex is an invention of a very smart venereal disease... David Cronenberg.
In the court: "Why you want to divorce with your wife?"
"Every night she goes out and visit a lot of bars..."
"Why is that???"
"She's looking for me..."
A teacher in the kindergarten poured some brandy in the kid's tea so that they could fall asleep quickly in the afternoon... After the police arrested the teacher, the kids took out their savings to pay her bail...
"I wonder why some people are so stupid... Why should they worship actors and actresses, when writers and authors are the ones who must accept all the glory, honors, love, gifts, etc of fans? Actors and actresses just repeat their words and thoughts like parrots, most of the time they don't even like what they do... from my future Space Hide & Seek.