Sunday, March 31, 2013
A writer, healthy food consultant, massage therapist, who thinks there's nothing else like writing and reading of books! the best activity one could have, that's actually connected with everything else one could think of... It's not a job, it's way of life! ;) My 1st book has been published recently: Tale of The Rock Pieces, there are a lot of other books in my head that wait impatiently to be written: the Opposite Of Magic (almost ready), Kids'Funny Business, The Lord Of The Christ, lake Mystery, Parasites, Incredible Future, Space Ghosts, A Writer's Adventures, A Detective's Life, The Origin Of Gods, etc...
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Why did the banker and his wife get divorced? They lost interest. Via Daryl Grant
Two five year old boys are standing at the toliet to piss. one says your thing dosen't have any skin on it. i've been circumcised the other replied. whats that mean ? it means they cut the skin off the end. how old were you when it was cut off. my mom says i was two days old. did it hurt the kid asked . you bet it hurt i didn't walk for a year...
Husband is throwing darts at his wife's photo, not a single dart is hitting the target. Wife calls out, "Honey, what are you doing?" Husband: "Missing you!"
To make love with all the women in the world is number one dream of all men... Strangely, the men who could really claim they fulfilled it are so called nerds with good imagination... from my future Incredible Future :).
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Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Mariya Doncheva Drink herbal tea with Maple Syrup (or brown sugar) and lemon a couple of slices !!! Eat hot chicken soup...with black pepper or red chilly at night and raw garlic or red onion for lunch!!!
Beverly Cialone Don't know if you drink alcohol, but there's a lot to be said for a "hot toddy"...a drink of liquor with honey and lemon added in...try it! In the meantime, hope you get to feeling better!
Mariya Doncheva And listen to favorite music ... while relaxing !!!
Beverly Cialone And follow the regular advice as well...plenty of rest, liquids (hot liquids help break up congestion--coffee, hot tea, etc), make sure to keep your electrolytes balanced to avoid dehydration if you've been having stomach issues...don't force yourself to eat if you're not hungry, although bland foods like plain toast, saltine crackers, applesauce, bananas, etc,. help if you're stomach is upset. So does ginger.
Hope the next jokes will make the weekend better for anyone :):
Two women are talking: "I don't want a man that's interested with my beauty, wealth, or state in society... I want one who's interested with my soul..."
"Then, you are looking for the devil, my dear...?"
A guide in an African country: "In this country, every tenth person is a cannibal..."
"What about the rest nine persons?"
"Well, they are very close to break the world record at running at long distances..."
"Did you start to open your your window while you sleep, as I suggested?" asks a doctor his patient.
"Then, your asthma disappeared?"
"No, but my wallet, jewelry, credit cards did..."
And the quote from a future book of mine: There are things more important than life and death, beauty and ugliness, money and success, etc... One of them is called moral. my future Lake Mystery.