some weekend jokes...;)

In the middle of a class the teacher told the young John to stand up.
“But I didn’t do anything wrong!” the boy was surprised.
“I know,” said the teacher. “I just can’t stand to see the face of Steve behind you…”

 "Why you came so late last night?" the father asks his teenage daughter.
"I was attending lectures at the university..."
"Until 2 o'clock in the night???"
"Well, the professor was stuttering..."

  A farmer caught some thieves in his fields to steal turnips: "Now I caught you stealing, let's see what the police will do..."
"No way! we don't steal anything, we just help you by pulling the turnips to grow faster..."


Evolution could be really interesting sometimes... So, in the future werewolves wouldn't change their appearances but only their serious frame of minds, attitude, wise thoughts... And they wouldn't be able to infect anyone by a bloody bite, but by a good licking, a kiss, or making you laugh at their jokes... my future Incredible Future.

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some jokes for middle of September :)

The photo was sent from a good friend of mine, so I don't know the photographer and the jokes are not all mine as usual :).
In a chatting room: "How tall are you?"
"145 cm..."
"You are a little princess! And how much you weight?"
"Even less than that! 120 kg only..."

A colonel had to send a couple of soldiers to a dangerous mission, so he gathered all of them and asked:
" I need a few of you but to which I didn't lend money..."

Such a conversation we could hear only in an ideal family:
"Dear, go to have some beers with your friends."
"I can't honey. I haven't finished cleaning with the vacuum cleaner..."

A mother said to her child: Soon we'll have another kid! What would you like it to be - a brother or a sister?"
"Well, mom, if it won't affect your figure too much I'd like a pony..."

What would one expect from a world where one of the most delicious (chocolate) things looks the same way as one of the most disgusting (s...t)... my future Incredible Future :). 
Have a great week, everyone! :) :)   

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