A football player tells his friends: "I scored 2 goals yesterday!" " Great! So, what was the final score?" "1:1..."
An orchestra conductor received an anonymous note from the public: " Excuse me, I don't want to gossip, but I have to let you know that the drummer beats the drums only when you look at him..."
After waiting for half an hour, a judge asks the accused: "Where is your lawyer?" "Well, your honor, when I told him that I didn't steal the money he just went home..."
And my excerpt from my 1st book Tale Of The Rock Pieces: The things we see with our eyes closed oftentimes help us deal with the things we see with our eyes wide open. The wizard Alvin.